| # | Title | Tracks |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Don Henley Must Die | 2 |
| 2 | Ufo's, Big Rigs And BBQ | 2 |
| 3 | Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus | 1 |
| 4 | Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant (With My Two-Headed Love Child) | 1 |
| 5 | Elvis Is Everywhere | 1 |
| 6 | Elvis Is Everywhere | 1 |
| 7 | She's All Liquored Up | 1 |
| 8 | The Story Of One Chord | 1 |
| 9 | Tie My Pecker To My Leg | 1 |
| 10 | Tie My Pecker To My Leg | 1 |
| 11 | Ufo's, Big Rigs And Bbq | 1 |