| # | Title | Tracks |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me) | 4 |
| 2 | The Closing Song | 4 |
| 3 | How's Your Whole Family | 3 |
| 4 | Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains | 1 |
| 5 | Holy S### It's Christmas | 1 |
| 6 | I Can't Say These Things | 1 |
| 7 | Little Peter | 1 |
| 8 | Rocket In My Pants | 1 |
| 9 | Spelling Song | 1 |
| 10 | When I Jerk Off (I Think Of You) | 1 |
| 11 | You Ain't Gettin S$@T For Christmas | 1 |
| 12 | You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus) | 1 |