| # | Title | Tracks |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Last Saskatchewan Pirate | 4 |
| 2 | The Assumption Song | 2 |
| 3 | Carrot Juice Is Murder | 1 |
| 4 | Celine Dion Arrogant Worms | 1 |
| 5 | Jesus' Brother Bob | 1 |
| 6 | Johnny Came Home Headless | 1 |
| 7 | Kill The Dog Next Door | 1 |
| 8 | Killer Robots From Venus | 1 |
| 9 | Stalker Girl | 1 |
| 10 | The Happy Happy Birthday Song | 1 |
| 11 | Tokyo Love Song | 1 |