| # | Title | Tracks |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nellie The Elephant | 12 |
| 2 | Any Dream Will Do | 1 |
| 3 | Bennie The Boxer | 1 |
| 4 | Glenda And The Test Tube Baby | 1 |
| 5 | Modern School Of Motoring | 1 |
| 6 | Modern School Of Motoring (With Chorus) | 1 |
| 7 | Nellie The Elephant [2] | 1 |
| 8 | Poor Davey | 1 |
| 9 | Richard Clayderman's A Creep | 1 |
| 10 | She Goes To Finos | 1 |
| 11 | Waffle Woman | 1 |