Karaoke Track: Aquaclaus by Bob Rivers (Outer Limits Karaoke) - Karaoke Nerds

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Sitting In A Department Store
Bribing Little Kids

With Peppermint
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

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Sweat On His Bulbous Nose
Rubber Boots 8 Silly

Velvet Clo-othes
Hey, Santa Claus
Steaming Like A Roast Duck

Spitting Out Pieces
Of His Bearded Fluff
Hey, Santa Claus
Do What You're Told, And Mind
Your Dad And Mommy
And I'll Put A Little Puppy
'neath Your Tree

Santa Claus, My Friend
Did You Think This Job Was Easy
You Poor Old Sod
You Jolly 8.0.8.
In The First Week 0f December
They'll Come To
Crush His Knees

When The Kids Are
Tugging Upon His Beard,
He Screams In Agony,

Hey
Schnapps Is Thick
On His Dog Breath

His Belly's Big 8 Round

And He'll Dress Up Like A
Rabbit In The Spring
Ho Ho Ho Ho
Fa La La La, Fa La La

La La La La La
Fa La La La La La
Fa La La La

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Sitting In A WaI-mart
Giving Out Canes 0f Peppermint

3 3 3 3 3
Spitting Out His
Ho-ho-ho's

Sticky Fingers
Smearing Rented Clothes

Hey, Santa Claus
Dying In That Hot Suit
Ho Ho Ho Ho, Santa Claus

Title: Aquaclaus
Artist: Bob Rivers
Brand: Outer Limits Karaoke
(1 Other Versions)
Code: OLK33-01
Genres: comic, parody, christmas, comedy