Karaoke Track: Are You Lonesome Tonight (Senior Citizen Version) by Mat Gauthier (Silver Saddle Karaoke)

ARE YOU
LONESOME TONIGHT

IS YOUR TUMMY
ALL TIGHT

DID YOU BRING
YOUR MYLANTA

AND TUMS

DOES YOUR MEMORY
STRAY T0 THAT BRIGHT
AND SUNNY DAY
WHEN YOU HAD ALL
YOUR TEETH IN
YOUR GUMS

IS YOUR HAIRLINE
RECEDING YOUR EYES
GROWING DIM
HYSTERECTOMY FOR HER
AND PROSTATE
FOR HIM

DOES YOUR BACK
GIVE YOU PAIN

DO YOUR KNEES
PREDICT RAIN

TELL ME DEAR
ARE YOU

LONESOME TONIGHT

IS YOUR BLOOD
PRESSURE UP
YOUR CHOLESTEROL DOWN
ARE YOU EATING
YOUR LOW FAT CUISINE

ALL THAT OAT
BRAN AND FRUIT
METAMUCIL T0 BOOT
HELPS YOU RUN LIKE
A WELL OILED MACHINE

IFFPSFOOTBALL
OR BASEBALL

HE SURE KNOWS
THE SCORE

YET HE KNOWS
WHERE IT&#39;S AT

BUT FORGETS
WHAT IT&#39;S FOR

SO YOUR
GALLBLADDER&#39;S GONE

BUT YOUR GOUT
LINGERS ON

TELL ME DEAR
ARE YOU

LONESOME TONIGHT

(SPOKEN)
WHEN YOU&#39;RE
HUNGRY HE&#39;S NOT

WHEN YOU&#39;RE COLD
HE&#39;S HOT

THEN YOU START
THAT OLD
THERMOSTAT WAR

WHEN YOU TURN
OUT THE LIGHTS

HE GOES LEFT
AND YOU GO RIGHT
THEN YOU HEAR HIS

GREAT SYMPHONIC
SNORE

(sums)

HE WAS ONCE
ALL ROMANTIC
SO WITTY
AND SMART

HOW&#39;D HE TURN
OUT TO BE SUCH

A CRANKY
OLD FART

SO DON&#39;T
GET UP YET

IT&#39;S AS GOOD
AS IT GETS

SO DON&#39;T MAKE
ANY BETS

LONESOME TONIGHT

SO DON&#39;T MAKE
ANY BETS

&#39;CAUSE IT&#39;S NOT
OVER YET

TELL ME DEAR
ARE YOU

LONESOME TONIGHT

Are You Lonesome Tonight

(Senior Citizen Version)