• Home
  • Newest
  • Browse
  • Request
  • List
  • More
    Library
    Community Artists Libraries Suggest Map About
    Login
gmgmogmm

Asshole
Folks, I'd like to sing a song

about the American Dream

About me, about you
Maybe even in the colon

We don't know
I'm just a regular Joe

with a regularjob

I'm your average white

suburbanite slob
I like football and porno

and books about war

I've got an average house

with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and myjob

My kids and my car

My feet on my table

and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes
thatjust ain't enough

to keep a man like me

interested, no way
No I've gotta go out
and have fun

at someone else's expense

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow

in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me

are going insane
I use public toilets
and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime

saying how 'bout this heat
I'm an asshole

Yo-di-o yo-di-o

I'm an asshole, ole ole ole
Sometimes I park

in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people

I'm an asshole, ole ole ole
Sometimes I park

in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people

make handicapped faces
Maybe I shouldn't be

singing this song

Ranting and raving

and carrying on
Maybe they're right

when they tell me I'm wrong

Nahhhh!
You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967
Cadillac Eldorado convertible

Hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps
A-SS-HO-LE everybody!

A-SS-HO-LE
Ruff ruff ruff

ruff ruff ruff ruff
Ruff ruff, ruff ruff

I'm an asshole

and I'm proud of it!
Previous Next
Title
Asshole
Artist
Dennis Leary
Brand
Ameri-Sing
(7 Other Versions)
Code
AMS2001-04