Karaoke Track: Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury And The Blockheads (West Coast Entertainment) - Karaoke Nerds

Good evening
I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell

My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina

A seasoned up hyena
Could not have been
more obscener

She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well you ask Joyce and chi
If candy 11055 is sticky

I'm not a blinkin' thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doin' very well

I bought a lot of brandy
When I was courting Sandy

Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy

Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy

Was passing her a 'Mandy'
She didn't 'alf go bandy

So you ask Joyce and chi
If I ever took the Mickey
I'm not a flippin' thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doin' very well

I'd a rendezvous with Janet
Quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet
She wasn't half a prannet

Her mother tried to ban it
Her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet

She bruised her pomegranate

So you ask Joyce and chi
If I ever shaped up tricky

I'm not a bloomin' thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doin' very well

You should never
hold a candle
If you don't know
where it's been

The jackpot is in the 'andle
On a normal fruit machine

So you ask Joyce and chi
Who's their favourite brickie

I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doin' very well

I know a lovely old toe rag
Obliging and noblesse

Kindly charming shag
From Shoeburyness

My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay

I thought you'd never guess

So you ask Joyce and chi
A pair of squeaky chickies

I'm not a flamin' thickie
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doin' very well

Oh golly oh gosh
Won't you lie on the couch

With a nice bit of posh
From Burnham On Crouch

My given name is Dickie

I come fr'

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay
And I ain't a slouch

So you ask Joyce and chi
About Billericay Dickie

I ain't an 'effm thickie
You ask Joyce and chi
And I'm doin' very well

Title: Billericay Dickie
Artist: Ian Dury And The Blockheads
Brand: West Coast Entertainment
(1 Other Versions)
Code: WCE16-04
Genre: new wave