Karaoke Track: Caught Me One-Handed by Bob Rivers (Outer Limits Karaoke) - Karaoke Nerds

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Oh No! Mommy Came In And
She Caught Me One-handed

Dreamin' 'bout
The Girl Next Door

Picture This, I Was Workin'
That Gherkin Shoulda' Locked
The Bedroom Door
How Could I Get
Caught While I Was
Pickin' Up A Pound 0f Meat

All This Time
She Was Standin' There, I'm
Polishing My Good Friend Pete
When You Are Young Man
You Need A Little Thrilla
Keep A Dirty Magazine
Underneath Your Pilla

You Never Admit When
You Tenderize Your Steak
0r When You Been Wrestling
With A One-eyed Snake
A Box A Kleenex On The Counter
A Tube 0f Lotion On The Sofa

Hear My Breathing
Getting Louder
All OfA Sudden It Was Ouer
Mommy Came In And

She Caught Me One-handed
Lookin' For The Unicorn

Picture This I Had Roped That Pony
Had Him In A Tug Of War
How Could I Be Casual
While The General Salutes
My Feet, And The Bishop
He Was Standin' There
Shiuerin' For Lack Of Heat

Can You Tell That
I Am Embarrassed
For That Shame That I Caused
So That Purpleheaded
Warrior Will Have To Be Flogged
When You Start To
Stimulatin' Your Little Fella'

You're Strokin' That Bat
Like A Young Lou Piniella
You'll Never Get A
Real Woman, Ain't No Way
But You Can Play Choke It
With The Chicken All Day

Mommy Came In And
She Caught Me One-handed

Dreamin' 'bout The
Girl Next Door

Picture This I Was
Working That Gherkin
Shoulda' Locked
The Bedroom Door, How Could
I Get Caught While I Was
Pickin' Up A Pound 0f Meat

All This Time
She Was Standin' There

I'm Polishing
My Good Friend Pete

Title: Caught Me One-Handed
Artist: Bob Rivers
Brand: Outer Limits Karaoke
Code: OLK33-09
Genres: comic, parody