Karaoke Track: Coronary Life by Cledus T. Judd (Chart Buster) - Karaoke Nerds

IN THE STYLE OF
CLEDUS T. JUDD

KEY OFEDJ TIME14i18

18 EIAFI INTRO

CLEDUS AT
THE KITCHEN TABLE
SHORT 0F BREATH
LEGALLY DISABLED

WIFE WALKS IN
SHES SO SURPRISED
CANT BELIEVE
I'M STILL ALIVE

I SAY I'M HUNGRY
FOR BISCUITS AND GRAVY
THAT PATTY MELT
THAT YOU ALWAYS
MADE ME

BUT I CAN'T EAT THAT
ANYMORE
THEY SAY GREASE KILLS
TASTES GOOD TO ME
DAY IN DAY OUT
ITS ALL I EAT

MY THIRD BYPASS
UNCLOGGED THE VALVES
JUST TO CLOG THEM
AGAIN

NEVER FELT WORSE
A CONSTANT THIRST
LORDY HOW
MY LEFT ARM HURTS

I BLAME MY JOB
I BLAME MY WIFE
FOR THIS CORONARY LIFE

CLEDUS
ON THE ER. TABLE
VITAL SIGNS
AIMT T00 STABLE

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HEY DOC
I'M PROUD OF YOU
I DIDN'T THINK
THAT I'D PULL THROUGH

LATER IN
INTENSIVE CARE
I HAD THE NURSES
LAUGHIN' THERE
SO THANKFUL
BLUE CROSS WILL PAY

FOR THE PILLS
MY I.V.'S
FOR THOUSAND DOLLAR
E.K.G S
THAT'S THE LAST
TIME I'LL NEED
ANGIOPLASTY

ITS OFF I GO
TO TAE BO
TO IMPROVE MY CARDIO
ITS 'BOUT TIME
I SAID GOODBYE
TO MY CORONARY LIFE

SWEAT'S POURING OFF ME
AT THE HEALTH SPA
THE STAIRMASTER'S

WORE ME OUT AGAIN

YOU KNOW
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW MUCH I MISS
THE WAY I USED TO LIVE

PD EAT RED MEAT
PICKLED PIGS FEET

ALWAYS CRAVIN'
SOMETHIM SWEET

MY FOOD WAS FAST
BUT THAT'S THE PAST
I CAN'T EAT THAT AGAIN

I AEROBICIZED

REDUCED MY THIGHS
NO MORE

GERMAN CHOCOLATE PIE

I MISS MY FUDGE
I MISS MY FRIES
AND MY CORONARY LIFE

Written Byi

CLEDUS CRAP ANTHEMS,
OF MUSIC ESESACJ. MAGNDLIA HILL MUSIC
Ea div. 0f MCSPADDEN-SMITH MUSIC LLCJ

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Title: Coronary Life
Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Brand: Chart Buster
Codes: CB20322-01 CB90099-06
Genres: comic, country road, novelty, parody