Karaoke Track: Dear Abby by John Prine (Chart Buster)

DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY

MY FEET ARE T00 LONG

MY HAIR&#39;S FALLIM OUT
AND MY RIGHTS
ARE ALL WRONG

WON&#39;T YOU WRITE ME
A LETTER
WON&#39;T YOU GIVE ME
A CALL
SIGNED BEUVILDERED

BEUVILDERED
BEUVILDERED
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN&#39;T
WHAT YOU AIN&#39;T

80 LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP VVISHIN&#39;

FOR BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN&#39; 0N WOOD

DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY
MY FOUNTAIN PEN LEAKS
MY WIFE HOLLERS AT ME

AND MY KIDS
ARE ALL FREAKS

EVERY SIDE I GET UP ON
IS THE WRONG SIDE
OF BED
IF IT WEREN&#39;T
SO EXPENSIVE
I&#39;D WISH I WERE DEAD
SIGNED UNHAPPY

UNHAPPY UNHAPPY
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN&#39;T
WHAT YOU AIN&#39;T

80 LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP VVISHIN&#39;

FOR BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN&#39; 0N WOOD

DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY
YOU WON&#39;T BELIEVE THIS
BUT MY STOMACH
MAKES NOISES
VVHENEVER I KISS

MY GIRLFRIEND TELLS ME
ITS ALL IN MY HEAD
BUT MY STOMACH
TELLS ME
TO WRITE YOU INSTEAD
SIGNED
NOISEMAKER

NOISEMAKER
NOISEMAKER
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN&#39;T
WHAT YOU AIN&#39;T

80 LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP VVISHIN&#39;

FOR BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN&#39; 0N WOOD

DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY
WELL I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT ME AND
MY GIRLFRIEND
WOULD EVER GET CAUGHT

1WITH HER HAIR UP
IN CURLERS
AND HER PANTS
T0 HER KNEES
SIGNED
JUST MARRIED

JUST MARRIED
JUST MARRIED
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN&#39;T
WHAT YOU AIN&#39;T

80 LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP VVISHIN&#39; FOR
BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN&#39; 0N WOOD
SIGNED DEAR ABBY

Written Byi

SOUR GRAPES MUSIC, INC.
ObO. HABER CORP,
WALDEN MUSIC, INC.
ObO. WARNER CHAPPELL MUSIC, INC.
IASCAPJ

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