Karaoke Track: Diet Song by Bobby Bare And Charlie Daniels (Dancing Frog Karaoke) - Karaoke Nerds

Breakfast,
black coffee,
one slice of dry toast

No butter, no jelly,
no jam

Lunch,
just some lettuce,
two celery stalks

No booze, no potatoes,
no ham.

Dinner,
one chicken wing,
broiled not fried

No gravy, no biscuits,
no pie

And this dietin',
dietin', dietin', dietin'

Sure is a rough way
to die.

80 pass me a carrot stick,
peel me a prune

A glass of skim milk
and that's all

Turn off the TV
for the Big Mac commercial

It's drivin' me
right up the wall.

And I'm thinkin' of
french fries,
sausage and waffles

Spaghetti and cookies
and cake

And each night I'm dreamin' of
chocolate ice cream.

And I'm starvin' to death
when I wake.

Suppen
two pieces
of cauliflower, raw

Some beefsteak
the size of a nail

One sliced tomato,
a small dab of slaw

I swear I ate better
in jail.

Stop eatin' that pizza
right under my nose

Girl, that's the least
you can do

Put down that candy bar
while I'm singin'

I'm starvin' my buns off
for you.

You're fixin' the kids all those
creamed mashed potatoes
But it's bouillon
and water for me

Hey, you got a lock on the
refrigerator

Lord knows where
you're hidin' the key.

While I'm starvin' for food
late at night

I'm starvin' for lovin'
from you

But you say that when
I can see my own what?

You'll be glad
to look at it too.

80 pass me a carrot stick,
peel me a prune

A glass of skim milk
and that's all

You and Jane Fonda
and old Richard Simmons

Are drivin' me
right up the wall.

Now when I am dead
with the insurance paid

You'll look down at me
and you'll grin

You'll say, well the boy tried
and he suffered and died
But don't he look good

when he's thin?
Oh my!

And this dietin',
dietin', dietin', dietin'

Sure is a rough way
to die.

Title: Diet Song
Artist: Bobby Bare And Charlie Daniels
Brand: Dancing Frog Karaoke
Code: DFK042-02
Genres: classic country pop, country, country rock, outlaw country, classic rock, country, country rock, southern rock, album rock, heartland rock