Karaoke Track: Ernie by Hill, Bryan (Sunfly)

(- x W
ngm (THE FASTEST
MAN IN THE WEST)

47am

You could hear
the hoof beats pound
As they raced
across the ground

And the clapper 0f the Wheels
As they spun round and round

His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest
milk cart in the west

N ow Ernie loved a Widow
a lady known as Sue

They called him Emie
And he drove the fastest
milk cart in the west

She said she&#39;d like
to bathe in milk
he said alright sweetheart

He said you wanted
pasteurised &#39;cos
pasteurised is best

An&#39; that tickled old Ernie
And he drove the fastest
milk cart in the west

Now Ernie had a rival
an evil looking man

You&#39;ll have hot rolls

every morning
and crumpets every night

But all Ernie had to offer
was a pint of milk each day

Poor old Ernie
And he drove the fastest
milk cart in the west

And it drove him mad
to find it was still
there gt half past four

And he went across
to Ernie&#39;s cant

And he didn&#39;t
half kick his horse

Who&#39;s name was Trigger
And he pulled the fastest

milk cart in the west l

He said if you want
to marry Suzie
you light for her like a man

And just to make it interesting
we&#39;ll have a shilling on the side

Now Ernie dragged him
from his van and
beneath the blazing sun

But Ernie was too quick
things didn&#39;t go
the way Ted planned

Poor Ernie
And he drove the fastest
milk can in the west

N ow Ernie was only fifty two
he didn&#39;t want to die

Where the customers
are angels and
ferocious dogs are banned

But a woman&#39;s needs
are many fold
and Sue she married Ted

But strange things happened
on their wedding night
as they lay in their bed

They won&#39;t forget Ernie
And he drove the fastest
milk cart in the west...

(- x W
wgmn (THE FASTEST
MAN IN THE WEST)

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