Karaoke Track: Gertcha by Chas and Dave (Xtreme Professional Karaoke)

Now there&#39;s a word
that I don&#39;t understand

I hear it every day
from my old man

Rub the old man
up the wrong way

bet your life
you&#39;ll hear him say

Gertcha when the pigeons
are pecking at his seeds
gertcha when the Barbour
starts diggin up his wig

kaki shorts and a kaki hat

and me mother
could&#39;ve fancied that
I just don&#39;t know

Gertcha when the kids
are bangin on his door

gertcha when the farmer
won&#39;t sell him any more

Barstool preaching

he&#39;s always
been the same

Gertcha when me brother kicks
the toes out of his shoes
gertcha when the house flies
are flying round his food

Barstool preaching

he&#39;s always
been the same

gertcha
gertcha

Xirreme

Professional Karaoke

Gertcha