Karaoke Track: Goodbye Earl by The Chicks (Monster Hits)

Mary Anne and Wanda

Were the best of friends,

All through their
High school days

Both members of

The 4-H Club,
Both active in the F.F.A.

After graduation
Mary Anne went ou1,

Lookin&#39; for
A brig hi new world

Wanda looked all around

This town, a nd

All she found was Earl

Well it wasn&#39;t 1wo weeks
After she got married

Thai Wanda storied
Geifin&#39; a bused

She put on dark glosses
And Iong-sleeved blouses,

And makeup
To cover a bruise

Well she finally got the

Nerve to file for divorce,

She let the law take it
From there

But Earl walked right
Through fhai
Restraining order and
Puf her in intensive care

Right away Mary Anne

Flew in from Atlanta on
A red-eye midnight flight

She held Wanda&#39;s hand,
And 1hey worked out a plan
And it did n&#39;f take &#39;em long
To decide

Thai Earl had to die

Good bye, E0 rl

Those block- eyed peas

They fasted alright to me,

Earl

You&#39;re feelin&#39; weak

Why don&#39;t you lay down

And sleep, Earl
Ain&#39;t it dark

Wrapped up in that tarp,

Ea rl

The cops come by 10
Bring Earl in,

They searched the house
High and low

Then 1hey 1ipped 1heir hats
And said ihank you ladies,
If you hear from him

Let us know

Well the weeks went by,
And spring turned to

Summer, and summer

Faded into full

And it turns out he was

A missing person who
Nobody missed at all

So the girls bought
Some land and

A roadside stand
Out on Highway 109

They sell Tennessee ham
And strawberry iam,

And they don&#39;t lose any
Sleep of night

&#39;Cause Earl had to die

Good bye, Earl
We need 0 break

Lefs go out to the lake,
Earl

We&#39;ll pack a lunch

And stuff you in the trunk,
Earl

Well, is that alright

Good, lefs go for a ride,

Earl
Hey

Well, hey hey hey

Ah, hey hey hey
Ooh, hey hey hey

Written By Dennis Linde.

Copyright Emi Blockwood Music 8c
Rising Gorge Music-