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CLEDUS T, JUDD

KEY OF (CIA)
TIME 3 15
GRANDPA
GOT RUNNED OVER

BY A JOHN DEERE
NOW YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S N0 SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AFTER SUIN'
JOHN DEERE
I BELIEVE
HE'D BEEN 'A GUZZLIN'
OLD JACK DANIELS
AND 'A SMOKIN'
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GRANDPA
GOT RUNNED OVER
BY A JOHN DEERE
'A WALKIM HOME
FROM THE MOOSE LODGE
CHRISTMAS EVE
NOW YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S N0 SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AFTER SUIN'
JOHN DEERE
I BELIEVE
NOW WERE ALL
ASHAMED 0F GRANDPA
HE TOOK GRANDMA'S

DEATH
T00 WELL
STARTED WATCHIN'
PORNO MOVIES
AND ENGAGING
IN PHONE SEX

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AT FIRST WE THOUGHT IT
WAS AIZHEIMER'S
BUT LOOKIN' BACK

WE REALIZE
HE WAS WIRED
NOW YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S N0 SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AFTER SUIN'
JOHN DEERE
I BELIEVE
YEAH I FILED MYSELF
A LAWSUIT
AND THEY AWARDED ME

TWO MIL
YOU KNOW GRANDPA
DIDN'T LEAVE ME
NOTHIN'

BUT THANKS
TO THAT OLD JOHN DEERE
HE GOT KILLED
FUNNY ALL
MY FRIENDS
AND NEIGHBORS

TURNED UP ON
THE GRAND JURY
I BRIBED 'EM JUST LIKE
JOHNNY COCHRAN
DID WHEN THEY SENT
OJ SIMPSON FREE
GRANDPA
GOT RUNNED OVER
BY A JOHN DEERE
'A WALKIM HOME
FROM THE MOOSE LODGE
CHRISTMAS EVE
NOW YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S N0 SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AFTER SUIN'
JOHN DEERE
I BELIEVE
GRANDPA
GOT RUNNED OVER
BY A JOHN DEERE
'A WALKIM HOME
FROM THE MOOSE LODGE
CHRISTMAS EVE
NOW YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S N0 SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AFTER SUIN'
JOHN DEERE
I BELIEVE
Written Byi

KRIS PUBLISHING 80.,
ELMO PUBLISHING,
BRUCE BURCH PUBLISHING ESESACJ.

LA-PD MUSIC EBMIJ
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Title
Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere
Artist
Cledus T. Judd
Brand
Chart Buster
(1 Other Versions)
Code
CB90099-14
Genres
comic, country road, novelty, parody, comedy