Karaoke Track: Grass Is Always Greener by Woman Of The Year (Pocket Songs) - Karaoke Nerds

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Grass Is Always
Greener

Words and Music by Fred Ebb 3c John Kandm'

DISC B
TRACK 7

ICBYI A-Bb TiInBI 539

I'll bet your
Friends are all

Celebrities
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
You can make

A pot roast
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
First you brown

An onion

Is your picture,
Up at Sardie's?

That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
You can clean

An oven
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
First you get the

E.Z. off

On somebody else's

Estate

Ah...

The meat is always
Leaner

On somebody else's

Dinner plate

But you can sew
A button on

That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
Bet you go to

Discos
That's wonderful

I can see you
Planning picnics

That's wonderful!

What's so wonderful
Eating at the

White House!
That's wonderful!

What's so wonderful
Read my lips

Boring

Ah...

The grass is always
Greener

On somebody else's

Front lawn

Ah...

Somebody else's
Weiner

Always has

A lot more
Relish on

You saved the
Whales in new

Foundland
That's wonderful!

What's so wonderful
You can run a

Household
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
First, you have

A breakdown

You're always in
The magazines

That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
You can hold

A husband
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
There's more to
Life than husbands

Ah...

It makes you
Kind of teary

Ah.

Think about it
Deary

In someone

Else's ya rd!
It's hard!

I'll bet you always
Ride in limousines

That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
You've got time

For luncheons
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
First you pour

The slimfast

The public wants
Your autograph

That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
You raised a

Teenaged daughter
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
Now they give 'em

Condoms

Ah...

The grass is always
Greener

Where some other

Tenant pays rent

Ah.

The teeth are
Always cleaner

In somebody else's

Polident

Do you know who
Your neighbors are

That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
Do you know

Kitty Kelly
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
Just avoid

'Ole Blue Eyes

But you recycle
Bottles

That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
You can make

A headline
That's wonderful

What's so wonderful
I'd rather make

A pot roast

So go and brown
An onion

And have some
Peace and quiet

Ah...

Ev'ryone's a victim
Of this ducky
Little dictum

In someone else's

Yard .....
It's hard!

Copyright (c) 1981 Kandm' 5nd Ebb, Inc. (EMU
Inmn'onsl copyright Bocuxcd

All rights named. Used by pmnisbion

Title: Grass Is Always Greener
Artist: Woman Of The Year
Brand: Pocket Songs
Code: PS1513-20