Karaoke Track: Haircut Song by Ray Stevens (Chart Buster) - Karaoke Nerds

WELL WHEN YOU GET
A HAIRCUT

YOU BETTER
GO BACK HOME

SINCE YOU WERE

A LITTLE BI'ITY BOY
SITTIN' IN A BOOSTER CHAIR

'CAUSE YOU MIGHT LOOK
LIKE LARRY MOE 0R CURLY

IF A STRANGER
CUTS YOUR HAIR

WELL BUTI'E MONTANA
JUST 'A PASSIN' THROUGH
ONE THING
I JUST HAD TO DO

HAD TO GET A HAIRCUT
AND I WAS WORRIED

FOR MY HAIR

BARBER WALKED IN
HE WAS HUGE
SEVEN FEET TALL
THREE HUNDRED POUNDS
0F SPRING STEEL
AND RAWHIDE

NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE
WOULD BE INTIMIDATED
IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS

I WAS NOT

I AM INHAT I AM
PLAY MY PIANO
SING MY LI'I'I'LE SONGS
I LOOKED HIM
RIGHT IN THE EYE
I SAID
I'M A LOGGER

JUST UP FROM
COOS BAY OREGON
BEEN TOPPIN' TREES
QUITE POSSIBLY
THE TOUGHEST MAN
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

MADE KOJAK LOOK LIKE
BILL GOLDEN
YEAH
HAD A TREMENDOUS
CRAVING
TO OPERATE
HEAW EQUIPMENT

WELL A FEW MONTHS
LATER I WAS IN LA.
TRUCKIN' ALONG

ON A SMOGGY DAY
NEEDED A HAIRCUT 50 BAD

I LOOKED LIKE
BOZO THE CLOWN

BARBER WALKED IN
HE HAD ORANGE HAIR
BLACK MASCARA
STAINLESS STEEL TEETH
BLACK LEATHER JACKET
WITH ZINC STUDS

NO PROBLEM
I'M NOT THREATENED
IN ANY WAY
I MEAN I'M SECURE
IN MY MANHOOD

EVERYTHING IS COOL
I AM INHAT I AM
PLAY MY LI'I'I'LE PIANO
SING MY LI'I'I'LE SONGS

I LOOKED HIM
RIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID

HE SAID ALRIGHT
HE GAVE ME A HAIRCUT
I WALKED OUT OF THERE
FRIENDS
AND MY HAIR WAS
PURPLE

HAD A COUPLE OF
SAFETY PINS
IN MY CHEEKS
FELT A TEENY BIT
CONSPICUOUS

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LUCKILY MY NEXT JOB
WAS IN SAN FRANCISCO
SHOOT
I GOT UP THERE
I DIDN'T EVEN STAND OUT
AT ALL
WADN'T EVEN CLOSE

WELL
A FEW MONTHS LATER
I WAS WAY DOWN SOUTH

GRITS AND GRAVY
AND HUSH '11 YOUR MOUTH

IT WAS THEN
THAT THE SHERIFF
CAME UP AND SAID
BOY YOU GOT TOO MUCH

HAIR ON YOUR HEAD
YOU BE'ITER GET YOURSELF

A HAIRCUT OR A DOG TAG

DDMT SEE TOO MANY
BARBER SHOPS
1WITH A STEEPLE
HAD AN ORGAN
IN THE CORNER

CHOIR

HE WAS SORT OF A
HALF BAPTIST
HALF CATHOLIC

KIND OF A CAPTIST

NOW I'M NOT ASHAMED
OF WHAT I DO
FOR A LIVIN'
WORKIM BARS
AND CASINOS

AROUND LIQUOR
AND VUILD WOMEN

I JUST PLAY MY PIANO
SING MY LI'I'I'LE SONGS

I LOOKED HIM
RIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID

I RUN THIS CHURCH
FOR LOGGERS

VUHEN YOU GET A HAIRCUT

BE SURE
TO GO BACK HOME
VUHEN YOU GET A HAIRCUT
GET A BAR BER
YOU HAVE KNOWN

W ritcen By

MIKE NEUN MUSIC,
RAY STEVENS MUSIC EBMIJ

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
USED BY PENSSION

Title: Haircut Song
Artist: Ray Stevens
Brand: Chart Buster
(4 Other Versions)
Code: CB90096-06
Genres: pop, country, comedy, novelty