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I'm afraid of hitting

someone passing by.
This is my

New Year's resolution.
I resolve not to shout,
Take oiT that hat!

I'll remove it gently with a baseball bat

This is my New Year's Resolution
And of course I'll also

let her pay the bill.

This is my

New Year's Resolution.
I resolve to be

a gentleman discreet.

I'll politely offer her my wifey's seat.

This is my New Year's Resolution.
I resolve to rush right home now
when I'm called, Cause my popjust
got a hairbrush and he's bald.

This is my New Year's Resolution.
0n the radio this year I hope to score
With some funnyjokes

you've never heard before.

I resolve not to tell a cornyjoke.
Hello, what's that?
The church burned down?

Holy smoke!

This is my New Year's Resolution.
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Title
Happy New Year
Artist
Spike Jones
Brand
Dream Catcher
Code
DCK590-09
Genres
comedy, christmas, comedy