Karaoke Track: Hey Santa Boy by Brown, Chubby (Laughing Gnome) - Karaoke Nerds

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Well I was born in the 40!s
I held my trousers up with wire
And at Christmas time in our
house
Hey we couldnwt afford a fire

We made do with what we had
Back when I was young
Dad would suck a peppermint
mmmm and weld all sit round
his tongue

We couldntt afford sparklers for
the Christmas tree
We just wheeled that old cunt
granddad in then we watched
him sneeze

Of course times have changed
now
We got kids now of my own
And I watched them unwrap
their presents last night when I
got home

And Pm sure I heard my son say
Hey fucking santa claus
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped these bastard
presents here there's fuck all
here I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and
I came to see you twice
You fuckin! white haired

geriatric cunt, whereos me
fucking bike.

If I wanted a bloody
skateboard, I'd have fuckin!
fuckin! asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping
pong balls hey stick them up
your arse!

You've fucked me bloody order
UP
Its enough to make you sick
And its not just me thafs playin
fuck

Whereb me sisters plastic dick

Ya cunt
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You said that you would send
me one, you know who I am.

For I'm the little girl who sat
upon on your hand

And I shut my mouth and
opened my legs
So where's my fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya, I'm
gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer
go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year,
when you come back to our
shop
I! probably get you in a
headlock, mind sheyll probably
suck your cock

Mums and dads just smell his
breath just look at his bloodshot
eyes
Don't listen to him boys and
girls the big fat fucker tells lies

He's just a fucking pervert, he's
not that fuckin! bright
'Cause the old Christmas
wanker forgot me fucking bike.

Hey fucking santa claus wherels
my twating bike

llm fucking sick of telling you
there's fuck all here I like

I wrote you a bastard letter,
come off it I went to see you
twice
You fuckin! white haired
geriatric twat, whereos me
fucking bike.

I mean what have you got to do
to get what you want for

Christmas
I wanted a fucking bike

Do I have to steal the bastard

Bet you have to show your arse
in Woolworths window

I am fucking fed up

I wrote I rang I begged and I
pleaded

I am fucking sick

How much is a fucking bike
Well can't we pay weekly

Title: Hey Santa Boy
Artist: Brown, Chubby
Brand: Laughing Gnome
Codes: LGK008-12 LGK08-12