• Home
  • Newest
  • Browse
  • Request
  • List
  • More
    Library
    Community Artists Libraries Suggest Map About
    Login
I'll be stoned for Christmas
You can plan on me

I must insist, on the lemon twist

Martinis by the tree
Christmas Eve

you'll fund me

Sparkin' up

some green
Rollin' bones for

Christmas dinner

And sipping

Irish Cream
Santa Claus

will be flying

With his

reindeer team
With his

reindeer team
But I'll be crawlin' around
on the floor this Christmas

'Cause someone

hid my keys
on the floor this Christmas

'Cause someone

hid my keys
Oh my
I think my keys are there

over there by the couch

what a lovely couch it is too
Previous Next
Title
I'll Be Stoned For Christmas
Artist
Bob Rivers
Brand
Dream Catcher
Code
DCK585-01
Genres
christmas, comedy, comedy