Karaoke Track: Kick My Ass by Big and Rich (All Star Karaoke)

Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card

Then I ordered fifty longnecks
For my new friends

Well this blonde slid up to me
She said that was awful sweet
And then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug

With a six foot fwe inch shove

And then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug

With a six foot fwe inch shove
And I found myself

Slammed up against the wall

Why does everybody want
To kick my ass

I&#39;m just trying to have
A little fun for all the
Ones who can&#39;t

And just because I kiss
The prettiest girls and I

Drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass

Well I&#39;ve never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight
I&#39;ve always been
The kind to get along
I throw parties all the time

And they&#39;re always on my dime
We drink and dance

The kind to get along
I throw parties all the time

The police show up
Cut donuts in my yard

And while the Zeppelin&#39;s
Playing loud they run off

They cuff my wrists
And throw me down so hard

Why does everybody want

To kick my ass

I&#39;m just trying to have
A little fun for all the

Ones who can&#39;t
And just because I kiss
The prettiest girls and l

Drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass

The prettiest girls and I

Drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want

To kick my ass

(Instrumental)

Just because I kiss

The prettiest girls and I
Drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want

It seems like everybody wants
Why does everybody want

To kick my ass