Karaoke Track: Asshole by Dennis Leary (Ameri-Sing) - Karaoke Nerds

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Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song

about the American Dream

About me, about you

Maybe even in the colon

We don't know

I'm just a regular Joe

with a regularjob

I'm your average white

suburbanite slob

I like football and porno

and books about war

I've got an average house

with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and myjob

My kids and my car

My feet on my table

and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes
thatjust ain't enough

to keep a man like me

interested, no way

No I've gotta go out
and have fun

at someone else's expense

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow

in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me

are going insane

I use public toilets
and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime

saying how 'bout this heat

I'm an asshole

Yo-di-o yo-di-o

I'm an asshole, ole ole ole

Sometimes I park

in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people

I'm an asshole, ole ole ole

Sometimes I park

in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people

make handicapped faces

Maybe I shouldn't be

singing this song

Ranting and raving

and carrying on

Maybe they're right

when they tell me I'm wrong

Nahhhh!

You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967
Cadillac Eldorado convertible

Hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps

A-SS-HO-LE everybody!

A-SS-HO-LE
Ruff ruff ruff

ruff ruff ruff ruff

Ruff ruff, ruff ruff

I'm an asshole

and I'm proud of it!

Title: Asshole
Artist: Dennis Leary
Brand: Ameri-Sing
Code: AMS2001-04