Karaoke Track: Me And My Monkey by Robbie Williams (Gnome Karaoke) - Karaoke Nerds

And with his dungarees and
roller blades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat
of my super charged jet black

Chevrolet

He had the softtop down he

liked the wind in his face

He said 'Son, you ever been to
Vegas? I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're
gonna go you need a change of
pace'

And we hit the strip with all the

wedding chapels and the neon
signs

He said 'I left my wallet in El
Segondo'

And proceeded to take two
grand of mine

We made tracks to The
Mandalay Bay Hotel

Asked the bell boy if he'd take
me and my monkey as well?

He looked in the passenger

seat of my car and with a smile
he said

'If your monkey's got that kind

of money sir,
Then we've got a monkey bed!'

Me and my monkey
With a dream and a gun

I'm hoping my monkey don't
point that gun at anyone

Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did
what he did
Why he did what he did

We got the elevator, I hit the

33rd floor

We had a room up top with the
panoramic views

Like nothing you'd ever seen
before

He went to sleep in the bidet

and when he awoke

He ran his little monkey fingers
through yellow pages
Called up escort services and
ordered some okey doke

Forty minutes later there came

a knock at the door

In walked this big bad ass
baboon into my bedroom

With three monkey whores

'Hi! My name is Sunshine these

are my girls

Lace my palm with silver baby

And oh yeah, they'll rock your
world'

So I watched pay per view and
polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain
sing about lithium

There came a knock at the door

and in walked Sunshine

'What's up? You'd better get
your ass in here boy,

Your monkey's having too much
of a good time!'

Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun

Me and my monkey
Don't point that gun at anyone

Me and my monkey

Like Billy The Kid

Trying to understand why he did
what he did

Why he did what he did

Got tickets to see Sheena

Easton, the monkey was high

Said it was a burning ambition

to see her before he died

We left before encores, he

couldn't sit still

Sheena was a blast baby but

my monkey was ill

We went to play blackjack, kept

hitting twenty three

Couldn't help but notice this

Mexican just staring at me

Or was it my monkey? I

couldn't be sure

It's not like you'd never seen a

monkey in rollerblades and
dungarees before

Now don't test my patience

'cause we're not about to run

That's a bad ass monkey boy

and he's packing a gun

'My name is Rodriguez', he

says with death in his eye

'I've been chasing you for a long
time amigos,

And now your monkey's gonna
die!'

Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun

Me and my monkey
We don t wanna kill no Mexican

But we got ten itchy fingers
One thing to declare

When the monkey is high

You do not stare

You do not stare

Spoken

Looks like we got ourselves a
Mexican stand off here boy
And I ain t about to run
Put your gun down boy
Or someones gonna get hurt

Title: Me And My Monkey
Artist: Robbie Williams
Brand: Gnome Karaoke
(10 Other Versions)
Code: LGK06-07
Genres: dance pop, dance rock, europop