Karaoke Track: My Old Mans A Dustman by Lonnie Donegan (Sunfly)

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N ow here&#39;s a little story
to tell it is a must

About an unsung hero
who moves away the (lust

Some people make a fortune
Others earn a mint

My old man
don&#39;t earn that much
In fact he&#39;s Ilippin&#39; skint

Oh My old man&#39;s a dustman
he wears a dustman&#39;s hat
He wears gawd blimey trousers
and he lives in a council Hat

He looks a proper nana
in his great big hob nail boots
He&#39;s got such a job
to pull &#39;em up
and he calls &#39;em daisy roots

Some folks give tips
at Christmas
and some of them forget
So When he picks their bins up
he spills some on the step

N 0W one old man got nasty
and to the council wrote
N ext time my old man
went round there he
punched him up the throat

Oh My old man&#39;s a dustman
he wears a dustman&#39;s hat
He wears gawd blimey trousers
and he lives in a council Hat

I say I say Les, Yeah?
I &#39;er, I found a police dog
in my dustbin
Well honr do you knowr
it was a police dog?
He had a policeman With him

Tho&#39; my old man&#39;s a dustman
he&#39;s got a heart of gold
He got married recently
though he&#39;s eighty six years old

W e said &#39;ere, hang on dad
you&#39;re gettin&#39; past your prime
He said well When
you get to my age
it helps to pass the time

My old man&#39;s a dustman
he wears a dustman&#39;s hat
He wears gawd blimey trousers
and he lives in a council Hat

I say, I say, I say
My dustbin&#39;s full of Lily&#39;s
Well throwr &#39;em away then
I can&#39;t, Lily&#39;s wearing &#39;em

N 0W one day
Whilst in a hurry
he missed a lady&#39;s bin
He hadn&#39;t gone but a few yards
When she chased after him

What game do you
think you&#39;re playing
she cried right from the heart
You missed me am I too late?
N0, jump up on the cart

My old man&#39;s a dustman
he wears a dustman&#39;s hat
He wears gawd blimey trousers
and he lives in a council Hat

I say, I say, I say
N ot you again
My dustbin&#39;s absolutely
full with toad stools
How (l&#39;ya know it&#39;s full?
Because there&#39;s not
mushroom inside

He found a
Tiger&#39;s head one day
nailed to a piece of wood
The Tiger
looked quite miserable
but I suppose he should

Just then from out a Window
a voice began to wail
Said, &#39;oi! Where&#39;s
me Tiger&#39;s head?
Four foot from his tail

Oh My old man&#39;s a dustman
he wears a dustman&#39;s hat
He wears gawd blimey trousers
and he lives in a council Hat

N ext time you see a dustman
looking all pale and sad
Don&#39;t kick him in the dustbin

it might be my old dad...

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