Karaoke Track: Numbers by Bobby Bare (Dream Catcher)

When in walked a chick

who almost struck me blind

Had wet blue eyes and

her legs were long and fine

On a scale of one to ten,

I&#39;d give her a nine.

ain&#39;t no ten&#39;s, you know

Nine is about as far

as any chick can go

Nine is about as far

as any chick can go

You and me could, uh make eighteen,

ifyour head&#39;s on straight.

And said these words that

burned into my perfect brain.

She said, well, another one of

those macho-matician men

Kind who grade all women

on scales of one to ten

She said you comin&#39; on to me

with that phony numbers jive

Your style makes me smile,

I give it a five

Your style makes me smile,

I give it a five

When you walked up

I noticed that suit ofyours

It&#39;s last year&#39;s double-knit

frayed-cuffs, give it a four.

It&#39;s last year&#39;s double-knit

frayed-cuffs, give it a four.

But I&#39;m used to the champagne,

I give it a two

It&#39;s hard to tell what your

flashin&#39; smile is worth

I give it a six, you could

use some dental work.

I give it a six, you could

use some dental work.

But, It&#39;s your struttin&#39; rooster
act that really makes me laugh
It may be a ten to these country hens,

but to me athree and a half

It may be a ten to these country hens,

but to me a three and a half

Since there ain&#39;t no zeroes,

I give you a one!.

Yeah! No matter how good they look
at first, There&#39;s flaws in all of them
That&#39;s why on a scale often to one,

friend, There ain&#39;t no ten.