Karaoke Track: She Got The Goldmine I Got The Shaf by Jerry Reed (Monster Hits)

Well, I g uess

It was back in &#39;63

When eatin&#39; my cookin&#39;
Got the better of me

Well, she said she would,
50 I said I do

Buf I&#39;d said I wouldn&#39;t
If I&#39;d iusf knew

Well, the first few years
Weren&#39;t all that bad

I&#39;ll never forget
The good times we had

Well, I tried to get in,
She changed the lock
Then I found this note

Taped on the mailbox
That said,

So I decided

Right then and there
I was gonna

Do whofs rig hf

Give her her fair share

She got the gold mine,

I got the shoH

Now listen,
You ain&#39;t heard nofhin&#39; yet

Why, they give her

The color television set

See, well then they
Start talkin&#39;

&#39;Bouf child support
Alimony and the cost
Of the court

It didn&#39;t take me long
To figure out

How far
In the toilet I was

I&#39;m fellin&#39; ya,

They have made a mistake
&#39;Cause it adds up to more
Than 1his cowboy makes

While she&#39;s Iivin&#39; like

A queen on alimony

I&#39;m workin&#39; 1wo shifts,
Eatin&#39; baloney

They give her

The gold mine,
They give me the shaft

They said
They&#39;re spliilin&#39; it

All down the middle
But she got
The better half

Well, if all sounds
Mighty funny

Buf it hurts too much
Tolaugh

(Instrumental Break)

Well, she got

The gold mine,
I got the shaft

They split
All down the middle

And then they give her
The better half

Well, I guess it
All sounds funny

Buf it hurts too much
Tolaugh

Ha, you ain&#39;t kiddin&#39;,

I got the shoH

But I don&#39;t have to
Worry about

Totin&#39; a billfold no more

Ha ha ha ha

I&#39;ll let my wife tote if
I&#39;m gonna be carryin&#39;

Food stamps
Ya get it judge
I&#39;m gonna be, ha ha

Thafs not funny, huh, huh

Co nie mp1 of court

What do you mean
Listen judge
I was just kiddin&#39;

Written By Tim Dubois.

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