Karaoke Track: The Oldest Swinger In Town by Fred Wedlock (Sunfly)

When you score

with a chick in
a disco bar

Take her home in

your hairy little car

Then you find you
went to school

with her ma and pa
You&#39;re the oldest
swinger in town

Swear you&#39;ve dyed it

when your hair
turns grey

When you zip up
your Wranglers and
your belly&#39;s in the way
You&#39;re the oldest
swinger in town

White wheels spots
and a stereo

But the engine&#39;s
clapped and the
driver also

He&#39;s the oldest

swinger in town

When your barber

takes a little less
time each week

You&#39;d like another
dance but you&#39;re
scared you&#39;ll have a stroke
You&#39;re the oldest
swinger in town

A little gold ingot and
a lot of gold hair

Like the disco king
meets Yogi Bear

And the latest punk
fashion is your

wedding suit
You&#39;re the oldest
swinger in town

When you have

to go shopping for
your sex appeal

They say a man is
just as old as the

woman he feels
You&#39;re the oldest
swinger in town

&#39;Cos your dentures
glow in ultraviolet light

You&#39;re the oldest
swinger in town

And you look so mean
&#39;cos your pants

are too tight
You&#39;re the oldest
swinger in town

And it takes
you all night

to do what you
used to do all night

You&#39;re the oldest

swinger in town