Karaoke Track: The Real Slim Shady by Eminem (Sunfly) - Karaoke Nerds

May I have your

attention please

Will the real

Slim Shady
please stand up

Ya'll act like you never seen a White
person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like
Tommy just burst in the door started
Whoopin' her ass worse than before
they first were divorced throwing her
over lhrniture

It's the return of the
Oh wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think
he did, did be?
And Dr Dre said

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead

he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
I'm sick of him look at him walking
around grabbing his you know
What limpin' to you know Who

Yeah, but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of
screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going
on in your parent's bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and
just let loose but can't, but its cool
for Tom Green to bump it dead
moose, my bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips and if I'm
lucky you might just give it
a little kiss

But if we can hump dead animals
and antelopes then there's no
reason that a man

and another man
can't elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the

antidote. Women wave your panty
hose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
Shady. All you other Slim Shadys

are just imitating. So won't the real
Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, Please stand up
because I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
imitating so won't the real Slim

Shady
Please stand up Please stand up

Will Smith don't
gotta cuss in his raps

to sell records
Well I do, so P'Wk him and
fk'kk you too

You think I give a damm about
a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach
me let alone stand me.
But Slim What if you Win
wouldn't it be weird?

Why? So you guys can just lie to
get me here, so you can sit me here
next to Britney Spears. Shit,

Christina Aguilera better switch me

chairs so I can sit next to Carson

Daly an' Fred Durst and hear 'em
argue over Who she gave head to first

I should download her audio on mp3
and show the Whole world how you
gave Eminem VD.

I'm sick of you little girl and boy
groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here
to destroy you

And there's a million ofus just like

me Who cuss like me Who just don't

give a fM-k like me. Who dress like
me. Walk, talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing

But not quite me

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
Shady. All you other Slim Shadys

are just imitating. So won't the real
Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, Please stand up
because I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
imitating so won't the real Slim

Shady
Please stand up Please stand up

I'm like a headtrip to listen to '005
I'm only giving you things you joke
about With your friends inside your
living room. The only difference is I
got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

And I don't gotta be false or sugar

coat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it
And Whether you like to admit it I
just shit it better than ninety percent
of you rappers out there

Then you wonder how can kidz eat
up these albums like valiums
It's ihnny cuz at the rate I'm going
When I'm thirty I'll be the only person
in the nursing home flirty

And every single person is a
Slim Shady lurkin'. He could be
workin at Burger King spittin' on

your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling and
screaming I don't give a FWk
With his windows down and his
system up. So will the real Shady
please stand up and put one of
those fingers on each hand up

And to be proud to be outta your

mind and outta control and one
more time, loud as you can,

how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real

Shady. All you other Slim Shadys

are just imitating. So won't the real
Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, Please stand up
because I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
imitating so won't the real Slim

Shady
Please stand up Please stand up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
Shady. All you other Slim Shadys

are just imitating. So won't the real
Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, Please stand up
because I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
imitating so won't the real Slim

Shady
Please stand up Please stand up

A-ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady

in all of us
Fwwk it
Let's all stand up

Title: The Real Slim Shady
Artist: Eminem
Brand: Sunfly
(20 Other Versions)
Codes: SFMW804-01 SFWS071-01
Genres: detroit hip hop, hip hop, rap
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