Karaoke Track: There Ain't 'Alf Been Some Clever Bastards by Ian Dury And The Blockheads (West Coast Entertainment) - Karaoke Nerds

Noel Coward was a charmer
As a writer he was brahma
Velvet jackets and pyjamas
The gay divorce
And other dramas

There ain't half been some
clever bastards

There ain't half been some
clever bastards

Van Gough did some
eyeball pleasers
He must have been
a pencil squeezer
He didn't do the Mona Lisa
That was some Italian geezer

There ain't half been some
clever bastards

There ain't half been some
clever bastards

Einstein can't be classed
as witless

He claimed atoms
was the littlest

When he did
a bit of splittiliness

He frightened
everybody shitless

There ain't half been some
clever bastards

Probably got help
from their mum
Who had help from someone

There ain't half been some
clever bastards
Now that we've had some
let's hope that there's
lots more to come

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There ain't half been some
clever bastards

There ain't half been some
clever bastards

Okey dokey!

Oh!

Segovia

Dalaa la laa da daa da lee

De dump di dump de dump
dump diddle Ii lee

There ain't half been some
clever bastards
There ain't half been some
clever bastards
There ain't half been some
clever bastards

There ain't half been some

clever....

Title: There Ain't 'Alf Been Some Clever Bastards
Artist: Ian Dury And The Blockheads
Brand: West Coast Entertainment
Code: WCE16-03
Genre: new wave