Karaoke Track: Wet Dream by Kip Addotta (Outer Limits Karaoke) - Karaoke Nerds

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It Was April The Forty-flrst
Being A Quadruple Leap Year
I Was Driuing In Downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda Was In The Shop
So I Was In A Rented Stingray
And It Was Overheating

So I Pulled Into A Shell Station
They Said I'd Blown A Seal
I Said Fix The Damn Thing And

Leave My Private Life
Out Of It 0k Pal

While They Were Doing That
I Walked Ouer To A Place Called
The Oyster Bar, A Real Diue
But I Knew The Owner
He Used To Play For The Dolphins
I Said Hi Gil, You Have To Yell
He's Hard 0f Herring

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Gil Was Also Down On His Luck
Fact Is He Was Barely Keeping
His Head Below Water
I Gullied Up To The Sandbar
He Poured The Usual

Rusty Snail, Hold The Grunion
Shaken Not Stirred
With A Peanut Butter And
Jellyfish Sandwich On The Side
Heavy On The Mako

lSlipped Him A Fin
0n Porpoise
I Was Feelin' Good

I Even Dropped A Sand Dollar
In The Box For Jerry's Squids
For The Halibut

Well The Place Was Crowded
We Were Packed In Like Sardines
They Were All There
To Listen To The Big Band

Sounds Of Tommy Dorsal
What Sole

Tommy Was Rockin' The Place
With A Very Popular Tuna
Salmon-chanted Evening

And The Stage Was Surrounded
By Screaming Groupers
Probably There To
See The Bass Player

One Of Them Was This
Cute Little Yellowtail
And She's Giving Me The Eye
So I Figure This Is My Chance
For A Little Fun
You Know
Piece Of Pisces

But She Said Things
I Just Couldn't Fathom
She Was Too Deep, Seemed To
Be Under A Lot Of Pressure
Boy Could She Drink
She Drank Like A .....
She Drank A Lot

I Said Whafs Your Sign
She Said Aquarium

I Said Great
Let's Get Tanked

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I Invited Her Up To My Place
For A Little Midnight Bait
I Said Come On Baby
It'll Only Take A Few Minnows
She Threw Me That Same Old Line
Not Tonight, I Got A Haddock

And She Wasn't Kiddin' Either
'cause In Came The Biggest
Meanest-looking Haddock
I'd Ever Seen
Come Down The Pike

He Was Covered With Mussels
He Came Over To Me
He Said Listen Shrimp

Don't You Come
Trollin' Around Here

What A Crab
This Guy Was Steamed
I Could See The Anchor

In His Eyes
lTurned To Him I Said Abalone
You're Just Being Shellfish

The Haddock Hits Me
With A Sucker Punch
I Catch Him With A Left Hook
He Eels Over, It Was A Fluke
But There He Was Lying On The
Deck Flat As A Mackerel
Kelpless

I Said Forget The Gods Gil This
Guy's Gonna Need A Sturgeon
Well, The Yellowtail Was Impressed
With The Way I Landed
Her Boyfriend

She Came Over To Me
She Said Hey Big Boy

You're Really A Game Fish
Whats Your Name
I Said, Marlin

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Well From Then On
We Had A Whale OfA Time

I Took Her To Dinner
lTook Her To Dance
lBought Her A Bouquet
0f Flounders

And Then
I Went Home With Her
And What Did I Get

For My Trouble
Case Of The Clams

Title: Wet Dream
Artist: Kip Addotta
Brand: Outer Limits Karaoke
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Code: OLK22-09