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These are probably
The worst pies

In London!
I make them
But good? No!

The worst pies
In London
Even that's polite!
The worst pies

In London
If you doubt it
Take a bite!

Is that just
Disgusting?
You have to
Concede it!

It's nothing but
Crusting!
Here, drink this
You'll need it!

The worst pies
In London
Even harder than
The worst pies

In London!
Only lard and
Nothing more

Is that just
Revolting
It looks like
It's molting

And tastes like
Well, pity
A woman alone
With limited wind

And the worst pies
In London!
Ah, sir
Times is hard

Times is hard!
From the Musical
...SWEENEY TODD...

The Worst Pies In Lonbon

Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim
www.stage-sta rs.com

Bac und Track 15
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Title
Worst Pies In London
Artist
Musical (Sweeney Todd)
Brand
Pocket Songs
Code
PS6179-15
Genre
musicals